Excuses for every flavor of disappearing.
A pile to choose from
745 excuses ready to help you disappear for a bit.
This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the approval parade can hold, with my calendar tastefully stacked, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, with my calendar tastefully stacked, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both…
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the invoice parade can stay put, with my calendar tastefully stacked, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both st…
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this dela…
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the revision spiral can idle, with my calendar tastefully stacked, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both stay.
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the moodboard militia can wait, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the booking board can hold the line, with my calendar tastefully stacked, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bot…
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the service floor can keep the beat, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with my calendar tastefully stacked, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both…
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the approval parade can hold, with my calendar tastefully stacked, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both stay.
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…
This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, with my calendar tastefully stacked, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…
This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the invoice parade can stay put, with my calendar tastefully stacked, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment b…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this dela…
This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the revision spiral can idle, with my calendar tastefully stacked, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the moodboard militia can wait, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…
This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the booking board can hold the line, with my calendar tastefully stacked, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgme…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the service floor can keep the beat, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…
This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with my calendar tastefully stacked, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgmen…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…