One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse,
While the deploy chatter can pace itself,
with my calendar tastefully stacked,
I'll reply on a saner day,
When my desk and my judgment both stay.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
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