Excuses for every flavor of disappearing.
A pile to choose from
414 excuses ready to help you disappear for a bit.
This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the revision spiral can idle, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment b…
I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the moodboard militia can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…
This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the revision spiral can idle, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment b…
I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the moodboard militia can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…
This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the revision spiral can idle, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bot…
I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the moodboard militia can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this d…
Calendar haze lingers Briefs wait for brighter chaos Keyboard fears me still
General absence Moodboards breathe alone Reply after the screaming
Expo lights hum low Briefs wait for brighter chaos Keyboard fears me still
Conference badge swings Moodboards breathe alone Reply after the screaming
Quiet repair begins Briefs wait for brighter chaos Keyboard fears me still
Burnout ash settles Moodboards breathe alone Reply after the screaming
Parental leave sings loud Briefs wait for brighter chaos Keyboard fears me still
Tiny footsteps rule Moodboards breathe alone Reply after the screaming
Cold medicine holds court Briefs wait for brighter chaos Keyboard fears me still
Sick leave dims the room Moodboards breathe alone Reply after the screaming
Vacation mode engaged Briefs wait for brighter chaos Keyboard fears me still
Vacation shoreline Moodboards breathe alone Reply after the screaming
I am out for a general absence that does not require a dramatic press release and one more notification may cause a dramatic weather event. Briefs, revisions, and moodboards may c…
I am out for conference duty inside a lanyard-heavy networking habitat and one more notification may cause a dramatic weather event. Briefs, revisions, and moodboards may continue…
I am out for burnout leave while I rebuild my last functioning nerve and one more notification may cause a dramatic weather event. Briefs, revisions, and moodboards may continue s…
I am out for parental leave under the governance of a tiny executive and one more notification may cause a dramatic weather event. Briefs, revisions, and moodboards may continue s…
I am out for sick leave and prioritizing recovery over keyboard performance and one more notification may cause a dramatic weather event. Briefs, revisions, and moodboards may con…
I am out for vacation and aggressively protecting my lack of Wi-Fi and one more notification may cause a dramatic weather event. Briefs, revisions, and moodboards may continue sim…