One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
I am out for parental leave under the governance of a tiny executive and one more notification may cause a dramatic weather event. Briefs, revisions, and moodboards may continue simmering without my immediate commentary. I will answer once I have finished fistfighting the timeline and won enough to type. If deadlines are actively smoking, contact the producer or project lead on duty. Do not improvise a sixth emergency just because mine looks entertaining.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
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