Excuses for every flavor of disappearing.
A pile to choose from
414 excuses ready to help you disappear for a bit.
This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgmen…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bot…
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…
This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgme…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…
This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…
I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…
This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…
I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…
This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment b…
I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this dela…
Calendar haze lingers Bugs pace the staging hall I'll answer after snacks
General absence Servers blink without me Inbox later, maybe
Expo lights hum low Bugs pace the staging hall I'll answer after snacks
Conference badge swings Servers blink without me Inbox later, maybe
Quiet repair begins Bugs pace the staging hall I'll answer after snacks
Burnout ash settles Servers blink without me Inbox later, maybe
Parental leave sings loud Bugs pace the staging hall I'll answer after snacks
Tiny footsteps rule Servers blink without me Inbox later, maybe
Cold medicine holds court Bugs pace the staging hall I'll answer after snacks
Sick leave dims the room Servers blink without me Inbox later, maybe
Vacation mode engaged Bugs pace the staging hall I'll answer after snacks
Vacation shoreline Servers blink without me Inbox later, maybe