Calendar haze lingers Bugs pace the staging hall I'll answer after snac…
Calendar haze lingers Bugs pace the staging hall I'll answer after snacks
Excuses for every flavor of disappearing.
A pile to choose from
660 excuses ready to help you disappear for a bit.
Calendar haze lingers Bugs pace the staging hall I'll answer after snacks
General absence Servers blink without me Inbox later, maybe
Calendar haze lingers Slide decks miss my keyboard I'll answer after snacks
General absence Stakeholders wait politely Inbox later, maybe
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