Excuses for every flavor of disappearing.
A pile to choose from
408 excuses ready to help you disappear for a bit.
This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the invoice parade can stay put, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment b…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this d…
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the invoice parade can stay put, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both s…
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this…
This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the invoice parade can stay put, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this…
This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the invoice parade can stay put, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bo…
I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this…
This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the invoice parade can stay put, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bo…
I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this…
This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the invoice parade can stay put, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both…
I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend thi…
Calendar haze lingers Client tweaks queue in shame I'll answer after snacks
General absence Invoices nap softly Inbox later, maybe
Expo lights hum low Client tweaks queue in shame I'll answer after snacks
Conference badge swings Invoices nap softly Inbox later, maybe
Quiet repair begins Client tweaks queue in shame I'll answer after snacks
Burnout ash settles Invoices nap softly Inbox later, maybe
Parental leave sings loud Client tweaks queue in shame I'll answer after snacks
Tiny footsteps rule Invoices nap softly Inbox later, maybe
Cold medicine holds court Client tweaks queue in shame I'll answer after snacks
Sick leave dims the room Invoices nap softly Inbox later, maybe
Vacation mode engaged Client tweaks queue in shame I'll answer after snacks
Vacation shoreline Invoices nap softly Inbox later, maybe