Excuses for every flavor of disappearing.
A pile to choose from
687 excuses ready to help you disappear for a bit.
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…
Burnout ash settles Routine work drifts by Inbox later, maybe
Burnout ash settles Invoices nap softly Inbox later, maybe
Burnout ash settles Moodboards breathe alone Inbox later, maybe
Burnout ash settles Guests still ring the bell Inbox later, maybe
Burnout ash settles Servers blink without me Inbox later, maybe
Burnout ash settles Stakeholders wait politely Inbox later, maybe
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this dela…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the moodboard militia can wait, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the service floor can keep the beat, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…
Burnout ash settles Routine work drifts by Reply upon return
Burnout ash settles Invoices nap softly Reply upon return
Burnout ash settles Moodboards breathe alone Reply upon return
Burnout ash settles Guests still ring the bell Reply upon return
Burnout ash settles Servers blink without me Reply upon return
Burnout ash settles Stakeholders wait politely Reply upon return
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