Excuses for every flavor of disappearing.
A pile to choose from
408 excuses ready to help you disappear for a bit.
This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the invoice parade can stay put, with the energy of a small electrical fire, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judg…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with raccoon-grade leadership flair, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this de…
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the invoice parade can stay put, with the energy of a small electrical fire, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with raccoon-grade leadership flair, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this d…
This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the invoice parade can stay put, with the energy of a small electrical fire, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my jud…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with raccoon-grade leadership flair, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this d…
This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the invoice parade can stay put, with the energy of a small electrical fire, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgm…
I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with raccoon-grade leadership flair, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this d…
This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the invoice parade can stay put, with the energy of a small electrical fire, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgm…
I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with raccoon-grade leadership flair, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this d…
This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the invoice parade can stay put, with the energy of a small electrical fire, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgmen…
I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with raccoon-grade leadership flair, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this…
Calendar haze lingers Client tweaks queue in shame Chaos will email back
General absence Invoices nap softly Reply when dust behaves
Expo lights hum low Client tweaks queue in shame Chaos will email back
Conference badge swings Invoices nap softly Reply when dust behaves
Quiet repair begins Client tweaks queue in shame Chaos will email back
Burnout ash settles Invoices nap softly Reply when dust behaves
Parental leave sings loud Client tweaks queue in shame Chaos will email back
Tiny footsteps rule Invoices nap softly Reply when dust behaves
Cold medicine holds court Client tweaks queue in shame Chaos will email back
Sick leave dims the room Invoices nap softly Reply when dust behaves
Vacation mode engaged Client tweaks queue in shame Chaos will email back
Vacation shoreline Invoices nap softly Reply when dust behaves