Excuses for every flavor of disappearing.
A pile to choose from
1183 excuses ready to help you disappear for a bit.
This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the invoice parade can stay put, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment b…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this d…
This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the revision spiral can idle, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the moodboard militia can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…
This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the booking board can hold the line, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgme…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the service floor can keep the beat, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this dela…
This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgmen…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…
This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the approval parade can hold, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the invoice parade can stay put, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both s…
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this…
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the revision spiral can idle, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both stay.
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the moodboard militia can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the booking board can hold the line, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bo…
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the service floor can keep the beat, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bot…
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the approval parade can hold, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both stay.
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…
This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the invoice parade can stay put, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this…
This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the revision spiral can idle, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bot…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the moodboard militia can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…