Excuses for every flavor of disappearing.
A pile to choose from
174 excuses ready to help you disappear for a bit.
I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the bug parade can hold the fort, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this…
Calendar haze lingers Bugs pace the staging hall Keyboard fears me still
General absence Servers blink without me Reply after the screaming
Expo lights hum low Bugs pace the staging hall Keyboard fears me still
Conference badge swings Servers blink without me Reply after the screaming
Quiet repair begins Bugs pace the staging hall Keyboard fears me still
Burnout ash settles Servers blink without me Reply after the screaming
Parental leave sings loud Bugs pace the staging hall Keyboard fears me still
Tiny footsteps rule Servers blink without me Reply after the screaming
Cold medicine holds court Bugs pace the staging hall Keyboard fears me still
Sick leave dims the room Servers blink without me Reply after the screaming
Vacation mode engaged Bugs pace the staging hall Keyboard fears me still
Vacation shoreline Servers blink without me Reply after the screaming
I am out for a general absence that does not require a dramatic press release and one more notification may cause a dramatic weather event. Deploys, bugs, and incident chatter bel…
I am out for conference duty inside a lanyard-heavy networking habitat and one more notification may cause a dramatic weather event. Deploys, bugs, and incident chatter belong wit…
I am out for burnout leave while I rebuild my last functioning nerve and one more notification may cause a dramatic weather event. Deploys, bugs, and incident chatter belong with…
I am out for parental leave under the governance of a tiny executive and one more notification may cause a dramatic weather event. Deploys, bugs, and incident chatter belong with…
I am out for sick leave and prioritizing recovery over keyboard performance and one more notification may cause a dramatic weather event. Deploys, bugs, and incident chatter belon…
I am out for vacation and aggressively protecting my lack of Wi-Fi and one more notification may cause a dramatic weather event. Deploys, bugs, and incident chatter belong with th…
Thank you for your note. I am currently executing a health recovery workflow and therefore operating outside standard response bandwidth. Platform reliability surfaces will contin…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the bug parade can hold the fort, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the bug parade can hold the fort, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…
This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my jud…