Excuses for every flavor of disappearing.
A pile to choose from
839 excuses ready to help you disappear for a bit.
This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my jud…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the ordinary workflow can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…
This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the invoice parade can stay put, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgm…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend…
This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the revision spiral can idle, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the moodboard militia can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…
This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the booking board can hold the line, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my j…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the service floor can keep the beat, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend thi…
This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my ju…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the bug parade can hold the fort, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this d…
This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the approval parade can hold, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…
I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the stakeholder circus can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this de…
This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgm…
I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the ordinary workflow can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…
This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the invoice parade can stay put, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgmen…
I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend…
This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the revision spiral can idle, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment b…
I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the moodboard militia can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…
This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the booking board can hold the line, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my jud…
I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the service floor can keep the beat, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend thi…
This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judg…
I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the bug parade can hold the fort, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this d…
This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the approval parade can hold, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment b…
I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the stakeholder circus can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this de…