Excuses for "funny"

A busy designer from Portland who needed a pause from the race Their inbox now waits as nothing progresses Answers will come when they retrace

There once was a consultant in Ottawa who vanished without a trace Their replies are delayed with silence that lingers Answers will come when they retrace

There once was a worker from Ottawa who vanished without a trace No answers arrive with silence that lingers Expect a response at a later place

There once was a coordinator in Vancouver who needed a pause from the race Their replies are delayed with silence that lingers They’ll answer when back in the race

A certain coordinator in Montreal who stepped away from their place The messages linger with patience required Answers will come when they retrace

There once was a director in Nantucket who vanished without a trace No answers arrive as nothing progresses Answers will come when they retrace

A busy assistant from Montreal who needed a pause from the race Their inbox now waits while time slowly passes Replies will resume in due pace

There once was a assistant in Kelowna who left emails to chase No answers arrive while time slowly passes Expect a response at a later place

There once was a worker from Ottawa who slowed down their pace The emails pile high with patience required They’ll answer when back in the race

A certain assistant in Victoria who vanished without a trace Their replies are delayed as nothing progresses Expect a response at a later place

A busy specialist from Nantucket who stepped away from their place No answers arrive in quiet suspense Expect a response at a later place

There once was a assistant from Ottawa who slowed down their pace The messages linger with patience required Replies will resume in due pace

There once was a planner from Nantucket who vanished without a trace Their replies are delayed in quiet suspense They’ll answer when back in the race

A busy analyst from Vancouver who vanished without a trace The emails pile high in quiet suspense Answers will come when they retrace

There once was a planner from Halifax who vanished without a trace Their replies are delayed with silence that lingers They’ll answer when back in the race

There once was a worker from Kelowna who needed a pause from the race No answers arrive with silence that lingers Answers will come when they retrace

There once was a designer in Victoria who stepped away from their place The messages linger as nothing progresses They’ll answer when back in the race

A certain assistant in Toronto who needed a pause from the race Their replies are delayed in quiet suspense Replies will resume in due pace

A certain consultant in Ottawa who left emails to chase No answers arrive with patience required Expect a response at a later place

A certain intern in Portland who slowed down their pace No answers arrive in quiet suspense They’ll reply when back in that space

There once was a specialist from Montreal who slowed down their pace The emails pile high with silence that lingers Answers will come when they retrace

A busy developer from Kelowna who vanished without a trace Their replies are delayed with patience required They’ll answer when back in the race

There once was a intern in Seattle who stepped away from their place Their replies are delayed while time slowly passes They’ll answer when back in the race

A busy developer from Ottawa who slowed down their pace The messages linger with patience required Replies will resume in due pace