One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
Your email hit during recovery time because my bandwidth finally filed formal paperwork, which is bold considering the state of the universe. Client urgency, revision optimism, and contract gymnastics may queue politely for later. Replies resume when the flames lower themselves to a conversational level. Time-sensitive freelance panic may use the pre-approved urgent route and only the pre-approved urgent route. Do not improvise a sixth emergency just because mine looks entertaining.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
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