Take this and vanish gracefully.

Your email hit during medical downtime while my immune system handles the stand-up meeting, which is bold considering the state of the universe. Service drama, room requests, and radio traffic can be handled by the people wearing sensible shoes. Replies resume when the flames lower themselves to a conversational level. Urgent service needs belong with the team on shift, who are heroically still standing. Do not improvise a sixth emergency just because mine looks entertaining.