One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am on vacation and committed to disappointing my inbox. If this relates to approvals, deck revisions, or stakeholder choreography, it will wait. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. Your patience is appreciated.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
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