One ready-made excuse

Take this and vanish gracefully.

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour,
While the invoice parade can stay put,
while the moon audits all of my choices,
I'll reply on a saner day,
When my desk and my judgment both stay.

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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.

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