Take this and vanish gracefully.

This autoresponder confirms I am unavailable due to medical downtime while my immune system handles the stand-up meeting and several unlicensed omens. Client urgency, revision optimism, and contract gymnastics may queue politely for later. Replies will arrive after the moon returns my executive function. Time-sensitive freelance panic may use the pre-approved urgent route and only the pre-approved urgent route. The pigeons have already reviewed the fallback plan.