One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
There once was a coordinator from Montreal
who left emails to chase
Their inbox now waits
while time slowly passes
They’ll answer when back in the race
This reply was crafted with flair,
By Half Baked Idea
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
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