One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
Thank you for your note. I am currently executing a capacity restoration initiative and therefore operating outside standard response bandwidth. Campaign ideation pipelines will continue through alternate ownership while this queue is deprioritized. Please consider this a temporary synergy between me and avoidance. I will re-engage once my availability matrix returns to green.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
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