One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will reply when possible. The void is currently handling all correspondence.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
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I’ve left the office and will reply once I’m back. This message has been eaten by time.
I’ve taken time away from email and will get back to you soon. I am exi…
I’ve taken time away from email and will get back to you soon. I am existing outside normal communication channels.
I’m currently elsewhere and will reply when possible. I have gone feral…
I’m currently elsewhere and will reply when possible. I have gone feral and will return later.
I’ve left the office and will get back to you soon. This message has be…
I’ve left the office and will get back to you soon. This message has been eaten by time.