One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
I’m temporarily unavailable and will reply once I’m back. I have outsourced this to my future self.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
Keep the same energy
More in this vein
If this one isn't quite it
Other ways to duck out
I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. I have subm…
I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. I have submitted this to an imaginary committee.
I’ve left the office and will reply eventually. A decision will be made…
I’ve left the office and will reply eventually. A decision will be made eventually, probably.
I’m away from email and will respond when I return. This has been hande…
I’m away from email and will respond when I return. This has been handed off to destiny.
I’ve left the office and will get back to you soon. This is now in the…
I’ve left the office and will get back to you soon. This is now in the hands of fate.