One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
I’m offline for a while and will get back to you soon. The void is currently handling all correspondence.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
Keep the same energy
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I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up later. All messages are…
I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up later. All messages are currently being judged silently.
I’m offline for a while and will reply when possible. I am no longer bo…
I’m offline for a while and will reply when possible. I am no longer bound by email.
I am currently not available and will reply when possible. This message…
I am currently not available and will reply when possible. This message has been eaten by time.
I’m currently away from my desk and will reply eventually. I have gone…
I’m currently away from my desk and will reply eventually. I have gone feral and will return later.