One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
I’m away from email and will reconnect when I return. This email has been sacrificed to the inbox gods.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
Keep the same energy
More in this vein
If this one isn't quite it
Other ways to duck out
I’m away from email and will reply when possible. Reality has been paus…
I’m away from email and will reply when possible. Reality has been paused.
I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond when I can. This message h…
I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond when I can. This message has been eaten by time.
I am out of office at the moment and will get back to you soon. Reality…
I am out of office at the moment and will get back to you soon. Reality has been paused.
I’ve left the office and will follow up later. The void is currently ha…
I’ve left the office and will follow up later. The void is currently handling all correspondence.