One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
I am out of office at the moment and will reply when possible. This message has been gently set aside.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
Keep the same energy
More in this vein
If this one isn't quite it
Other ways to duck out
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I am out of office at the moment and will respond in due time. I have acknowledged your message internally.
I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up shortly. I have acknowle…
I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up shortly. I have acknowledged your message internally.
I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I can. I am curr…
I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I can. I am currently prioritizing not replying.
I’m currently offline and will respond when appropriate. I am temporari…
I’m currently offline and will respond when appropriate. I am temporarily allergic to email.