One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
I am out of office at the moment and will reconnect when I return. I am existing outside normal communication channels.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
Keep the same energy
More in this vein
If this one isn't quite it
Other ways to duck out
I’ve taken time away from email and will get back to you soon. I have d…
I’ve taken time away from email and will get back to you soon. I have dissolved into pure absence.
I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. This messag…
I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. This message has been eaten by time.
I’m currently away from my desk and will respond in due time. I am no l…
I’m currently away from my desk and will respond in due time. I am no longer bound by email.
I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up shortly. The void is cur…
I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up shortly. The void is currently handling all correspondence.