One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
I am away for parental leave under the governance of a tiny executive while reality reorganizes my desk into folklore. Briefs, revisions, and moodboards may continue simmering without my immediate commentary. I will respond when the hallway stops echoing with actionable nonsense. If deadlines are actively smoking, contact the producer or project lead on duty. The pigeons have already reviewed the fallback plan.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
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