One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
I am away for burnout leave while I rebuild my last functioning nerve while reality reorganizes my desk into folklore. Deploys, bugs, and incident chatter belong with the on-call humans, not my absence. I will respond when the hallway stops echoing with actionable nonsense. If something is actually burning, page the on-call team before emailing the void again. The pigeons have already reviewed the fallback plan.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
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