Funny messages

I’m offline for a while and will respond when I can. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’m currently away from my desk and will follow up shortly. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’ve taken time away from email and will get back to you soon. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’m away from email and will respond when I can. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’ve taken time away from email and will respond when I return. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’m offline for a while and will respond when I return. I am observing email from a distance.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply eventually. This has been noted for future consideration.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up later. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’ve left the office and will reply when possible. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’m away from email and will reply once I’m back. This message has been gently set aside.

I’ve taken time away from email and will get back to you soon. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’m offline for a while and will follow up shortly. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when I return. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I am out of office and will follow up upon my return. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’m not available right now and will circle back soon. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I am out of office and will circle back soon. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’ve stepped away from email and will follow up upon my return. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’ve stepped away from email and will get to this later. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’m currently out of the office and will get back to you shortly. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I am out of office and will respond when I return. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I am away from my desk and will get back to you shortly. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’ve stepped away from email and will get to this later. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m currently out of the office and will follow up upon my return. I am practicing strategic silence.

I am away from my desk and will respond when I return. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.