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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the ordinary workflow can…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the ordinary workflow can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…

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This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the invoice parade can st…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the invoice parade can stay put, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bo…

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This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the revision spiral can i…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the revision spiral can idle, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the moodboard militia can…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the moodboard militia can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…

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This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the booking board can hol…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the booking board can hold the line, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgmen…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the service floor can keep…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the service floor can keep the beat, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend thi…

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This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the deploy chatter can pa…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the bug parade can hold th…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the bug parade can hold the fort, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this d…

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This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the approval parade can h…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the approval parade can hold, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the stakeholder circus can…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the stakeholder circus can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this de…

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This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the usual follow-up…

This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my jud…

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I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the ordinary workflow can…

I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the ordinary workflow can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…

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This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the invoice parade…

This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the invoice parade can stay put, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgm…

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This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the revision spiral…

This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the revision spiral can idle, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…

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I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the moodboard militia can…

I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the moodboard militia can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…

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This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the booking board c…

This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the booking board can hold the line, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my j…

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I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the service floor can keep…

I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the service floor can keep the beat, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend thi…

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This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the deploy chatter…

This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my ju…

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I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the bug parade can hold th…

I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the bug parade can hold the fort, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this d…

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This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the approval parade…

This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the approval parade can hold, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…

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I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the stakeholder circus can…

I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the stakeholder circus can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this de…

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This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the usual follow-up c…

This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgm…

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I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the ordinary workflow can…

I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the ordinary workflow can wait, while my final thin thread goes on strike, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…

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This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the invoice parade ca…

This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the invoice parade can stay put, while the inbox itself starts to vibrate, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgmen…

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